my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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