Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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