i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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