I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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