rhymes with "ouble enetration"
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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