I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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