Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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