So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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