Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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