So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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