Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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