Grow some girl-balls and come out already
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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