dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
he puts the penis in happiness.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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