Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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