there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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