dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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