ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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