Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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