The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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