Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
