I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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