I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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