i don't like sucking hair
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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