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Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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