walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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