Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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