You're a womanizer and a bitch.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
