he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Randomize
