And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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