Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Found your dick twin last night
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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