It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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