if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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