you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Randomize
