I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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