It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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