Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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