I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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