Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I skipped work to stalk him.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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