Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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