I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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