then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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