How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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