His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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