I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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