I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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