Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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