Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
porn star boner night. come get it.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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