No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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