Christians are straight up FREAKS
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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