Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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